Lebanon Now Has a Women’s Day, but No Women’s Rights in Sight


Minister of Women’s Affairs, Jean Ogasapian (yes, the women’s affairs minister is a dude in Lebanon, cause logic) announced that November 4 will now be national women’s day.

The date was chosen because on November 4th, 1952, Lebanese women got the right to vote. The irony though, in choosing that date, is how little legislative rights women in Lebanon still have in 2017.

No Citizenship For You


In an amazingly horrible, and equally xenophobic and misogynistic law, Lebanese women still can’t pass down the citizenship to their children if their father isn’t Lebanese.

It’s painful to see the Lebanese government scramble to sell passports to the Lebanese diaspora spread around the world who don’t have it anymore, while they still don’t allow Lebanese women married to non-Lebanese men to hand down that very same passport to their own children.

If they want us to take them seriously (despite the fact the women’s minister is a dude) then they need to change this law, and grant women equal rights to men.

For those of you who don’t know why this law exists, the real driver is fear that Lebanese women will marry Palestinian men and “naturalize” their children as Lebanese (as if a person with a Lebanese mother only is any less of a Lebanese citizen than a person with only a Lebanese father).

Quota in Parliament


Just 3% of Lebanon’s parliament is female. It pains me to say that most of them are there because they are a daughter/wife/sister of a male politician that was assassinated or cannot run for office themselves. What’s worse is that they don’t stand up for women’s rights even when they are on parliamentary committees, like the one that was trying to pass a law against domestic violence. That’s 4 out of 128 MPs, and they’re just as useless as the other 124.

Ogasapian vows that he is working on a 30% quota for the upcoming elections (if they ever happen that is). That’s just less than 40 MPs in the upcoming parliamentary elections.

I have a problem with quotas, since they set a ceiling, not just a minimum amount. What if more than 30% of the parliament was women? Do we turn them away? I do agree that given how little political parties allow women to get to leadership roles, it’ll be hard to get them to include women on their elections lists without a quota enforced by law.

Independents have shown time and again that they can put together gender-balanced lists in a country where women are often completely disregarded by existing political parties. So, the quota should be a minimum of 30%, and no maximum.

Also, if the electoral law means we cast complete lists, we need to make sure that parties don’t put women at the bottom of pre-printed lists, but at the top too, to ensure some of them end up winning the seats they’re running for. In other words, so political parties don’t get to tick off that they abided by the quota and fill the list’s bottom seats with 30% women, most of whom won’t make it to parliament with a proportional or mixed law. Which is to say that the quota needs to be on the seats won, not just the quota of people running.

Draconian Personal Status Laws


A woman g0t arrested and thrown in jail because she didn’t give up custody of her kids to her abusive husband. This is this year, in Lebanon. That’s because disgusting, unchecked and unfair religious courts decide and arbitrate personal status laws in Lebanon.

This is the root problem of all the ills in Lebanon in my humble opinion. The fact 5 Lebanese people from 5 different sects have completely different rights and responsibilities is outrageous, and women and kids will always get the short end of the stick in the Christian and Muslim courts presided over by sheikhs and priests with ancient books instead of a modern set of laws governed by people who know what they’re doing and consider things case by case, not in a robotic way. A robotic way like giving kids to a husband that rapes his wife because the religious court has decided that kids of a certain age “belong” to the dad now…

So, personal status laws need to be thrown in the garbage, and laws fit for this age, or this millenium at least, need to be written, with a parliament that was women MPs that aren’t in those seats solely because of their male “guardians”.

Women’s Day Needs Women’s Rights to Celebrate

The above is just a part of the problems that face Lebanese women because of discrimination based on gender. Inheritance, job opportunities, education and much more are riddled with obstacles for women that men never have to deal with in Lebanon. Lebanon’s labor force is just 22% women. We’re 122nd out of 142 on the Gender Gap Index, and 78th on the Gender Equality Index.

So, maybe after selecting a national women’s day, Lebanon’s government can actually start doing things that help close this massive gender gap. It’s also our job to make sure that parties and individuals running for the elections know that they have to include such provisions in their platforms and campaign promises, and to pull support from or wage a campaign against parties and coalitions that fail to respect the dire need to reform Lebanon’s misogynistic laws that so starkly contradict the reality on the ground which we all strive for.

Bonus points for Lebanese politicians that like flashy stuff: if you pass the citizenship law for women, we can make George Clooney Lebanese! Yalla! Chance for you to meet Clooney!

UNIFIL and Lebanese Army Olympiad at Tyre Ancient Hippodrome


On May 21, UNIFIL (United Nations Interim Force In Lebanon)peacekeepers and LAF (Lebanese Armed Forces) soldiers came together at the awe-inspiring ancient hippodrome in Tyre (Sour).

The purpose of this military olympiad is to of course strengthen bonds and camaraderie between the LAF and UNIFIL, but also to support the families of LAF martyrs and wounded soldiers.

Two organizations that support army wounded and martyr families were given 23,000 USD each. The first one is a French NGO: ‘Terre Fraternité’ and the second association ‘Association of the Martyr Lt Col Sobhi Al Akoury’. This NGO is named after the first LAF martyr in the Nahr El Bared battles against Fath El Islam, and is tasked with protecting and supporting the families and children of Lebanese Army martyrs.

Here’s a video highlighting some of the activities in the military olympiad.

I will be doing more in-depth stories about UNIFIL peacekeepers in South Lebanon. In my visits to the areas, I always notice the impact and remarkable relationship local Lebanese communities have with the foreign peacekeepers, like opening restaurants with the traditional cuisines of the nearest country’s base. I’ll also be doing a lot more stories about South Lebanon in time for summer!

The Brand New Garten!


The Uberhaus crew released a couple of teaser pics for the brand new Garten just a stone’s throw away from its former location on the Beirut Waterfront.

Looks like the beloved dome has been transformed into a more angular, pyramidal-shaped structure.

This gorgeous beast is yet another addition to the list of iconic, immersive structures Uberhaus and The Garten have developed for us to dance in over the past 5 years.

Personally, I can’t wait to try this baby out tomorrow night!

I snapped a couple of pics on my way back from work today, but couldn’t go down. I wanna keep the surprise for tomorrow night!





Royal Jordanian Strikes Again

Royal Jordanian Airlines have developed quite a knack for epic burns aimed at the cataclysmic chain of events unfolding in the West, from Brexit to Trump’s absurd EOs…

A Quip at Brexit

Given Jordan gained independence from the UK in 1946, it kinda exited Britain then.


The French Elections

RJ didn’t even try to hide their favorite in the French presidential elections, throwing their support with Macron by these anti far-right burns.



And Trump’s Electronics Ban and Muslim Ban Got the RJ Treatment Too


They even gave away two tickets to the US as a sweet middle finger to Trump, hahahaa



They also had an extra 5kg to check in your electronics with your luggage, plus some tips on how to pass the time in the cabin without them



They even got on board the fidget spinner wagon


Keep them coming Royal Jordanian!

Orthodox Church that Protected Child Molesting Priest Holds Homophobic Hate Event


Chances are you already saw the picture above on your walls and newsfeeds. For those that don’t read Arabic, it roughly translates to: “Homosexuality: A Disease and Treatment”

I can spend hours explaining why this is wrong on so many levels, but I think it’s enough to remind everyone that that is the same exact church that protected child molesting priest Pandalemon Farah in 2013, and whose parishioners violently attacked news crews covering the scandal which came weeks after Mansur Labaki, a catholic priest, was convicted of child sex abuse.

If you want an idea of what kind of people the hosts and attendees of this event are, this is your answer: they are people that don’t mind that their spiritual leader rapes and molests kids, and will attack journalists trying to cover it, however, if a law-abiding LGBT citizen asks for basic rights, they hold an event calling them “sick” and venturing to provide the “treatment” (which I assume is as vile and stupid as the “exorcisms” held on TV in the early 2000s).

This only feeds to the hatred spewing out of terror-promoting violent organizations like “Hay2at 3olama2 El Muslemeen”. But, the show of support and solidarity was a lot more than the threats and violence of the backwards conservatives. This just shows they know their cause of intolerance and hatred will never be resurrected, and that what’s right is slowly prevailing.

Pay no heed to the pedo-protecting thugs, did you really expect any from them?

20 Gorgeous Murals in Ouzai’s Ouzville District

by Artist Finok

Ouzville is a project I’m really excited about. I had heard about world-renowned Retna painting a part of it a while back, and home-grown legends Ashekman more recently. So, on Saturday, I went down to have lunch with Ashekman’s Omar in the area. We also met Ayyad Nasser, the man behind this initiative, who was hosting several donors, collaborators and artists commissioned for ongoing and upcoming pieces over lunch too.

Nasser’s plan is ambitious, and he’s been working on it for almost 2 years. The initial plan was to fly in renowned street artists to come and create art on the mounds of garbage most of Lebanon was drowning in in 2015. However, by the time the project kicked off, the garbage was being removed off the streets, hidden from our eyes, but not from the smells that greet us at Beirut’s Southern and Northern entrances every day since…

The artists were excited to come tag Beirut with their work, so Nasser tried to find a part of the city that would be open to being slowly transformed into a go-to destination for urban art enthusiasts everywhere. And that’s how Ouzville was born.

Nasser’s plans extend beyond that, and he hopes Ouzville will remind Lebanese that there is a lot more that unites, than divides them. It’s his way of giving back to community, an attempt to leave the world a little better than when he first got here.

Of course, I can already hear some of you typing up comments about how painting graffiti on a neglected community won’t really help pull the area out of its tough socioeconomic situation. True. But, art never hurt anyone, and the fact the area is quickly becoming a hot destination for these colorful murals by artists from around the world, it’s certain that more people will be willing to let go of their prejudices about the area and come down and spend a few hours walking around, having a meal, looking for old villas nestled on what used to be the seashore and maybe having a freshly-squeezed cup of juice as airplanes land a few hundred meters next to you.

Here are some photos I took while I was there. I will be regularly checking up on the project and updating you guys with photos!

By Ashekman

by Brazilian Artist Claudio Ethos

by Camille Adra Art

by Artist Finok





by Lebanese Artist Exist

by Lebanese Artist Dima Boulad

By Italian Artist Demsky


by Nootk

Watch Wissam Kamal Spit 10 Minutes of Beautifully Lebanese One-Liners


Wissam is a good friend of mine. He’s been doing comedy for many years now, and it’s been a pleasure watching his style evolve from witty observational comedy back in 2012, to one-liners with a kick that have slowly evolved into his more recent hilarious taken on dark comedy.

He’s made it to Comedy Central Arabia now, and just flew back from Barcelona where he was taping an upcoming show on the channel.

Anyway, after a local TV talk show’s guest comedian kept ripping off many of Kamal’s jokes, I felt it’s only fair to share the original, so you can enjoy the awesome set, delivered by the person who wrote them in the way they should be delivered. Not some rip-off with the stage presence of a log of wood.

Enjoy!

Ashekman Are Planning To Do Graff You Can See From Space in #Ouzville

Taken from Ashekman’s Instagram

The second Ashekman posted this photo, I immediately called up Omar to find out more about this extremely massive project.

The idea is to paint the roofs of a several hundred houses and buildings in the Ouzai area of Beirut, next to the airport. It’ll be an awesome kufic style (the same style they designed my tattoo with, which I absolutely adore) word that planes landing in Beirut will get to see, a beautiful welcome to Beirut!

The word is “Salam”, Arabic for “Peace”, and the point is to try and shed the negative war connotations people unfortunately still have about Beirut!

I will be going down to the site on Saturday with Ashekman, and I’ll update you guys with all the details and plenty of photos from there. I smell a Guinness World Record brewing, but the kind that doesn’t involve Tabbouleh or Hummus!

Another 6 Tracks for this Weekend


Phantom Studies — Marcel Dettmann, Ben Klock

I was watching the new season of Sense8 on Netflix, and there was one track in the episode’s soundtrack that struck a chord for me. I quickly went back and Shazamed it, only to discover it’s a track by the Temple’s own Ben Klock and Marcel Dettmann. I can’t describe the intensity, euphoria and cult-like mood these two have created for me, especially when I’d catch them in Berghain during my time in Berlin. I’ve seen them in New York, Amsterdam, Barcelona, Garbicz, Paris and of course Berlin. I hope you enjoy this track as much as I did, and Sense8’s new season too!

Critical Distace Pt. 2 — Tom Demac

I’ve been stuck on this track for the past two weeks. I love the wobble sound, but it’s been linked to just Dubstep for the most part the past few years. It’s an absolute masterpiece in this House yumminess. I love it when an artist can incorporate effects usually attributed to different genres, and do so magnificently, keeping the sound fresh and impressing with what he can do to it.

Asfur — Oceanvs Orientalis ft. Oumeima Khalil

Oceanvs Orientalis is coming to C U NXT SAT again, so I thought why not include one of my favorite tracks of his in this week’s post. I can’t help but sing along, quite passionately, to this track.

Chicken Curry — Britta Arnold

Britta is flying in from KaterBlau in Berlin to The Grand Factory this weekend, so naturally, I was gonna include one of her tracks in this post. My favorite time seeing Britta play (other than Beirut of course), is at Bachstelzen during the Fusion Festival in 2017. It was sublime, and featured loops from Bernie Sanders speeches ❤

Another One (Len Faki Remix) — Truncate

Len Faki is in town this Friday with TeknoAnd at B018! I love this artist, and I’m so happy he’s finally coming to Beirut. Apart from his productions, I quite enjoy Len Faki’s remixes and edits, like the one above. It’s a banger of a reminder of why Techno is so fucking sexy.

This is 140 — Jesse Calosso

Back when I was in Brooklyn, Jesse Calosso was a local favorite. Jesse will be at The Garten’s opening this Saturday alongside Jackmaster. So, here’s a little taste of what to expect ❤

Magical Abandoned Places Captured by Jad Ghorayeb

Abandoned Silk Mill — Kfarmatta, Lebanon

Jad is an old friend who I don’t see as often as I’d like to anymore, but one thing I’m always up to date with are his amazing photographs captured all across Lebanon in abandoned houses, factories and public places forzen in the past when its patrons and owners abandoned it.

I adore abandoned places. They’re a snapshot of a time past. They show us what we don’t use anymore, and places that were once busy or meant something to the people who lived, worked or went there. I hope you enjoy this selection of 15 photos, and you can follow Jad on Instagram for more captivating photos like these:

Unifinished, abandoned Aqaurium and Marine Biology Institute — Batroun, Lebanon

Abandoned Sawfar Grant Hotel — Sawfar, Lebanon

Abandoned Hotel — Bikfaya, Lebanon

Abandoned Building — Beirut, Lebanon

Abandoned Silk Factory — Beit Chabeb, Lebanon

Abandoned Silk Mill — Kfarmatta, Lebanon

Abandoned Monestary —Mar Chaaya, Lebanon

Abandoned Building — Jounieh, Lebanon

Abandoned Building — Beirut, Lebanon

Abandoned Chaker Palace — Ras Al Jabal, Lebanon

Abandoned Building — Beirut, Lebanon

Abandoned Grand Hotel Aley — Aley, Lebanon

The Grand Theater — Beirut, Lebanon