Independents, Don’t Lose Your Base.


You might have noticed that I have been silent on the independents election campaigns springing up all over Lebanon the past few weeks. The independent, secular campaigns trying to coalesce into something that hopefully isn’t an amorphous blob of compromise and disappointment. That’s because I am still hoping that with the start of March 2018, these campaigns will realize that they need to energize their base, before trying to appeal to voters who would otherwise not vote for them under normal circumstances.

The “Too Risky” Excuse

With potential “independent” lists including so many prominent not-so-long-ago politically affiliated individuals, you might dismiss that as just how elections work, where you tone down the idealism and think pragmatically. Compromise after compromise, I’m worried we’ll end up with something ambiguous, and a far cry from what catalyzed the popular uprising in 2015 and the following impressive results in the municipal elections of 2016.

Too risky to be openly for gender equality, too risky to support LGBT rights, too risky to reassert the constitutionally guaranteed right of believing whatever you want, or not believing at all, too risky to raise issues such as the crisis of hashish arrests plaguing more than 3500 young people a year, too risky, too risky…

With these many asterisks, what exactly differentiates us from the ruling political class? The tired, cliche, over-used, bland slogans and tip-toeing around issues that might be controversial, is what the political parties do, and I don’t know about you, but I will not be committed and excited to work and volunteer and vote for groups that simply say “we’re not them”, while including prominent figures of the “them” in their own lists to be “pragmatic” and toning down the demands that made movements we support popular with voters in the first place.

Demands such as having a secular system, real gender equality, wasta-proof transparency and tackling issues that the political parties consider taboo such as civil marriage, the right for Lebanese women to pass their citizenship to spouses and children and reform of the judiciary and police infrastructure in Lebanon that many unwitting and helpless taxpayers fall victim to every day so a public employee can make a quick buck from bribes.

Focus on the Base First

If campaigns feel the need to include people with them for the sole reason that their original political parties didn’t nominate them, then so be it, but not as part of the independents’ campaign. Form coalition lists with the people that only days ago were members in one of the political parties that have been gripping to power illegally for the past 9 years, but don’t expect us to just accept that they are now one of us, when nothing they have done or achieved proves otherwise: they’re just opportunistic wannabe politicians riding on the wave of support independents have garnered in the face of the astounding failures of the political parties in Lebanon, especially in the last decade.

I did not support and volunteer with movements and organizations because I wanted to maybe win a seat or two here and there. I worked for them because they represented a platform I cared about and could relate to.

A Lebanon where the rotten cheese isn’t split based on whether you worship your deity on a Friday or a Sunday. A Lebanon where old men in black robes don’t decide what’s best for me and my future spouse based on archaic, misogynistic religious laws that take years and a ton of money wasted when a civil court can do a much better, fairer and quicker job at it. A Lebanon where young people aren’t terrified when they see a cop car, but reassured that they are safe. A Lebanon where big corporations don’t wiggle out of their billions of dollar embezzlement lawsuits, while a university kid gets hounded in the justice system for years for a mere tweet.

Before aiming to win new supporters, you need to reassure your base that you’re not just another all-talk, all-compromise bunch of amateurs. We are coming from a place of power, not of weakness. The Lebanese public shares our sentiment, at least the broad lines of it. So why the fuck tone it down? Why would a voter or volunteer choose a group doing the same things as the political parties, just with less money for their campaigns?

Be more aggressive in the demands of voters, especially the younger ones who have never voted and will be the asset that wins us seats across the country.

We Can Be the Largest Bloc

If we get 1 seat in each district, that’s a 15-member parliamentary bloc, which will be the largest, or second largest in Lebanon. This is what we should be working towards. If we get 20 members, then we can flip the tables on this rotten system and begin actually making people’s lives better, not just under-the-table deals for incinerators and power ships to engorge our pockets and party leaders pockets with the people’s money.

Grow a spine and be more assertive on the issues that have allowed you to seek election for public office and be our representatives. Do something different, do something the politicians have never done. Don’t let petty elections politics and unreliable stats and polls of a population that has drastically changed over the last 9 years, make your decisions for you. Take a chance, let people believe in your message.

Stop accepting political partisans in your midst, and instead, figure out how to form loosely-linked coalitions with some of them if need be to ensure we get better chances, but don’t let them fester and crumble what we have worked so long to get to: a Lebanon that looks like us, not the 80-something-year-old gang of warlords and thieves we’ve had to suffer under all our lives.

How MTV Poisons Hashtags to Seem Popular

It’s no secret that MTV are consistently ranked 3rd in Lebanon, behind LBCI and Al Jadeed. I’ve published the ratings on this blog on multiple occasions, and will post more recent ones tonight or tomorrow once I finish going through them.

It’s so obvious the ratings and viewership lie won’t work, that MTV has chosen to abandon their attempts to say they’re the first (in terms of viewership, or ratings) and decided to come up with the bullshit argument that their audience is “high quality” instead. This for me was the first victory: having their CEO admit they aren’t the most viewed, nor the best rated, never were and hopefully never will, and instead claim (falsely) that they are the most expensive ad slot cause their viewers have more purchasing power.

However, even MTV’s most staunch fans need some sort of facade to believe the TV station’s outlandish, unfounded claims. One way they have been doing that, is by creating Twitter accounts that only tweet when one of their prime time shows airs. I was able to isolate a few dozen of these accounts, but I expect there’s a lot more. I excluded people who might be real, and just tweeting on the hashtag to get a prize.

The Mysterious Accounts

Below I’ve attached a few screenshots of the accounts. What’s interesting is it doesn’t seem to be bots, but some poor soul who is forced to manually tweet from the different accounts when the show airs, in order to try and make their hashtag trending.

Some accounts have a profile picture and cover photo, others have one of those and some have neither.

What’s also interesting, is that these accounts only tweet phrases or emoji with the show’s hashtag, and sometimes, the spelling mistakes are exactly the same, suggesting someone was copy-pasting an initial message while overlooking the typo.

I’m not sure if they don’t know about bots, or they thought these accounts would seem more authentic, but whoever handles those accounts deserves a raise for the painstaking work they do. It’s also important to note that they delete the tweets of some of these accounts after an episode of the show airs, making it extra suspicious. If it’s super fans creating a twitter accounts to post 3–4 tweets on the hashtag exclusively, then delete them after the show, it’s clear these tweets were meant to poison the hashtag and make it seem like it’s trending and popular, when it’s not.

Of course, many of the users just join the hashtag to win whatever prize is being offered, I did not include these accounts in my research. Here are 10 example accounts. Look through their tweets, follows/followers and likes and tell me what you think






Misleading?

Honestly, I’m not surprised MTV might be doing that. They’ve done much worse before. I’m just glad that after what they did to Ghayd from El 3ama, more and more people see clearly now what kind of business it is, and why it’s important they make less ad money to fund their mouthpiece that threatens many Lebanese people’s way of life.

Of course, I’m not suggesting that they’re doing that on purpose, or with malicious intent, it’s just too suspicious to ignore. If the people who run their social media have a better explanation, then I’m all ears. However, fake or not, malicious or unwitting, it just shows that the hashtag isn’t as popular as they portray it to be, and that was clear in the “i love MTV” hashtag that was mainly their employees, and people making fun of them.

El 3ama Isn’t MTV’s First Offense

The “ayamserious” account on Instagram had over 30,000 followers, until it made fun of Anabella Hilal and was removed by MTV. It’s still not back.



MTV have a history of being anti freedom of expression, even though they were once victims of unjust and unfair censorship. It’s because of them that many people got arrested for tweets that otherwise would have never been seen. It’s also their MO to shut people up who make fun of them, hiding behind copyright laws when they crop content watermarks from other creators, and claim them as their own, whether is videos, pictures or even jokes, without attributing the original creator, and making money off of it too. A serious copyright infringement if I ever saw one.

I’ll post the ratings, broken down into several categories, tomorrow morning. Stay tuned

Disgusting MTV Gets El 3ama’s Video Removed and Page Suspended

UPDATE: The Video has been restored on Facebook!


My story with MTV is a long one, and it’s just as disgusting as the people behind this hired-pen, tabloid-trash mouthpiece of backwardness and hatred.

After the remarks by the station’s CEO, that were extremely elitist and insulting to the Lebanese people, as well as his disgusting TV station calling its detractors “dogs”, just like they called them “shrameet” (whores) before. After pretending they are “above replying” to the criticism the public has hurled on them the past few days, they formed a little gang of fake newsers and tried to start a hashtag “we love MTV”, that was basically their employees retweeting each other, and trolls like me poking fun at them. Kinda sad, and shows you how they usually pay for their hashtags to trend. Sad.

They didn’t stop there though.

The station that is behind persecuting the LGBT community in Lebanon, refugees and everyone who isn’t a right-wing Christian conservative. The same station that thinks “digital drugs” is a thing, and that every party with fast electronic music is “satanic rituals”, couldn’t handle the viral video of El 3ama posted this week, criticizing MTV’s disgusting claims and street thug vocabulary they used to try and defend the insult they threw in Lebanese citizens’ face.

What Happened

MTV used their connections with Facebook and Google to remove the video, probably because of all the ad money they throw at them to try and seem like they’re popular on these two social networks.


It’s amazing that one man, a hilarious one, made them shit their pants and do their absolute best to try and stop this video from going even more viral, with hundreds of thousands of views and more than 13,000 reactions at the time it was removed.

MTV dug themselves in a hole they will not be able to get out of this time. We are working hard to get the video back up on a site that isn’t so easily swayed by MTV’s requests to stifle free speech and stop anyone from criticizing their malicious and purposely misleading “news”.

You want to ban this video? Then get ready to have it plastered all over the Internet in the coming hours.

Your viewers might be stupid enough to buy the bullshit you shove down their throats, but more and more people are waking up to the reality that you aren’t, never were, and never will be number one (including your CEO, who decided he can’t lie they’re number 1 anymore, and said that it’s the “quality” of their viewers that drives up their ad prices). And that your ad spot isn’t the most expensive one in Lebanon, no matter how many times you try to feed us this lie.

If the attempts to stifle free speech don’t stop, I will publish the full, detailed ratings of MTV, and lots more dirt that many people have gathered on the despicable tabloid that is MTV. I’m serious though, there is so much you guys need to know about how this station works, and if they keep with their attempts to shut people up, then get ready for a series of scandals about this station that they will not be able to wiggle out of like they do their legal battles.

Enough is enough. Ma fi ghayrkon kleb w shrameet.

You can watch the video here

https://streamable.com/ecz34

Menna w Fina: How You Can Help in Tripoli


A Recap of what we do in Tripoli

For those of you who don’t know, this blog is what I do in my spare time, it’s not a job. I work at an NGO that I love called MARCH Lebanon, which was founded in 2012 with the stated purpose of fighting censorship and defending individual freedoms and rights.

Since 2015, we’ve been working in former conflict zones, helping de-escalate tensions and rebuilding the communities ravaged by war and neglect by teaming up with young men and women that were once part of the fighting, or were directly affected by it. Our longest-running and biggest project is our Tripoli one, where we went into Beb El Tebbeneh and Jabal Mohsen shortly after the Lebanese Army went in and stopped the clashes there that had been on an off since the Lebanese Civil War, and only made worse since the start of the conflict in Syria.

Since then, we’ve established the Kahwetna Cultural Hub and Community Center, as well as a massive rebuilding project Beb El Dahab which employs young men and women who were part of the violence, to help rebuild what was destroyed and lift up their communities as they learn new livelihood skills in the process (including computer skills, graphic design and language courses).

This article isn’t about that though, it’s about a grass-roots initiative young men and women that were involved in our projects in Tripoli, started themselves, and of which we are extremely proud.

Menna w Fina

Menna w Fina is a volunteer organization that young men an women that are part of MARCH’s work in Tripoli launched earlier this year. Last week, when I was there on-site, a young man I have come to know well over the past few years, which goes by “Harrouk”, told me about Menna w Fina.

First thing he showed me was the logo, which they designed themselves thanks to workshops of graphic design given by our very own rock-star designer Joan Nassif.


The second thing he showed me, was a video they had shot, edited and produced themselves, skills they had learned under the tutelage of our very own comedian and kick-ass videographer and director Wissam Kamal.

They are focusing on cleaning up, sorting and tidying up the alleyways and streets that crisscross the heavily populated areas of Beb El Tebbeneh and Jabal Mohsen, especially the sites that are located on what used to be the front line when the battles were happening.

They have an event this Friday, and if you’d like to volunteer and pitch in, you an RSVP here

https://www.facebook.com/events/2062521933966944/

I was personally extremely delighted to see all the skills and experience gained in MARCH projects is already being put to good use by the young men and women who were part of them. In a country where we cannot count on the authorities to do their job, it’s grass-roots, volunteer-led initiatives such as Menna w Fina that will help improve our circumstances and the communities we are part of. I also salute the young men and women for taking time out of their days and putting in the hours and pounding the pavement to make this a reality. Below are some before and after shots of their first event last week:







Judge’s Verdict for Destroying Religious Statue: Memorizing Religious Verses About Mary.


Honestly, this case had me unsure about how I feel towards it for a few days. For one, it’s sad that a broken statue that has religious significance will land you in front of a criminal judge in Lebanon. For two, I’m not sure more religion as payment for the “debt to society” is the solution, or sending the right message.

The Crime

Even though it was taken as an insult to a religion, it’s just stupid teens being teens and vandalizing school property. They should definitely be disciplined for it, but a criminal judge in court isn’t the right place to do that I believe. Just like a student who breaks a door or a desk on purpose, they’re disciplined, just not with a charge that might land them a year behind bars when the “crime” has no victim beyond material damage that you can replace from any corner store or supermarket.

The Verdict

The judge definitely showed a better example than the usual verdicts in Lebanon, most of which are based on archaic laws that were never updated and probably won’t be any time soon. I like that she used provisions in the penal code that allow the judge to substitute fines and jail time with “opportunities to educate and reform” for young people that end up in her court room.

However, I’m not sure memorizing religious texts of another religion solves anything. It basically sends the message that the only way to accept others, is by being forced by a judge to read religious texts that are supposed to sway their hearts and minds. Is that really what we’ve come to? That the only argument we can make to condemn vandalism and damage to private property is a holy book?

These kids need to learn that they can’t just break other people’s stuff, and incite sectarian tensions, just for some laughs and giggles. The law in Lebanon also needs to distance itself from religion. In a country rotting to its core because sectarianism and religious conservatism, judges shouldn’t substitute the law for holy books.

When the struggle is to release personal status laws from the suffocating grip of unfair, misogynistic religious courts, more religio isn’t the answer. When many if not most people demand an end to the sectarian distribution of power, especially over candidates with more merit and aptitude, the solution isn’t court-ordered reciting of religious scripture.

All in All

I admire the judge for her decision to try and mitigate a law that needs to be thrown out, but for some reason, hasn’t. I also love the compassionate stance she took, which fits in with what religions usually preach, but no one ever seems to follow. However, what if the boys don’t believe in a particular religion? How would memorizing lines from religious scripture help?

I’m relieved the teens got off with a tiny slap on the wrist, when many others who did similar deeds spent weeks in jail. I hope more judges in Lebanon follow the lead of the honorable judge Joceline Matta, and stop enforcing archaic laws that help no one and only create more anger and intolerance, but instead get creative with sentencing to try and bypass the abuse of these laws by those with malicious intent.

I just hope they don’t use religious texts to try and solve the “crimes” committed because of people’s different faiths. Indoctrination is what got us into the mess we’re in, more of it, especially court-ordered indoctrination, will only make things worse, not better.

In Memory of Becky Dykes


Becky was compassionate, caring and committed to humanitarian causes across the globe. From Bahrain, to Iraq, to Libya, Sub-Saharan Africa and most recently Lebanon. She worked hard to make the world a kinder, fairer, safer and more stable place.

Becky worked at the UK embassy in Beirut, to improve the lives of refugees in Lebanon and marginalized Lebanese communities. She sought to help vulnerable communities become more peaceful and resilient.

On December 16, 2017, 30-year-old Becky was killed in Beirut.

This morning, everyone who knew Becky, or knew of her committed humanitarian work, came together at the St Elie Church in Kantari for a memorial service in her honor.


Towards the end of the service, UK Ambassador Hugo Shorter announced several initiatives in Becky’s honor to support the kind of work she had dedicated her life to: helping refugees and other vulnerable communities.

Becky’s family has set up a JustGiving page to raise funds for a foundation that will carry Becky’s name, and will support the communities Becky sought to help in her life. The foundation will focus on women’s empowerment and prevention of violence against women. You can donate to the fund here.

The ambassador also announced a yearly scholarship in Becky’s name, that will be awarded to a young Lebanese or Palestinian woman seeking to study in a field that would help further empower women in Lebanon, and prevent violence against them.

The alarming rise in violence against women in Lebanon, needs to be addressed more urgently and seriously by the authorities. It’s unacceptable that just a few weeks into 2018, many women have been murdered. Let’s hope all murderers are caught as quick as Becky’s, and that they spend the rest of their days behind bars.

Rest in Peace Becky, and thank you for leaving the world a bit better than than when you came into it.

What’s Happening with the Oil & Gas Sector in Lebanon


Who’s LOGI?

LOGI (Lebanon Oil and Gas Initiative) is an awesome Lebanese NGO that’s working hard on unraveling the black box that is Lebanon’s oil and gas industry.

The Oil and Gas Sector in Lebanon

In the past few years, this sector has been plagued with a lack of transparency that has most citizens which are not affiliated to a political party, skeptical about the lofty prospects and promises given about this sector. Unfortunately, most taxpayers feel it’s just another blackhole of corruption in the making, and doubt that the benefits (if any) of this sector, will end up helping the country’s economy, but just lining the pockets of Lebanon’s politicians like most other corruption-infested sectors in Lebanon.

The Video

LOGI released a hilarious and well-executed video today, that highlights the suspicious speed of passing laws associated with this sector, without anyone being sure about what’s next and how it will be implemented, given we are at least a decade away (7 years is the most optimistic prediction) from actually extracting oil and gas, if ever, with the recent Israeli incursion into a block that is supposed to be Lebanon’s.

The Cumbersome, Mysterious Laws Passed at Lightning Speed

The draft laws in question are: the draft law for establishing the National Oil Company, the draft law for establishing the Sovereign Wealth Fund, the draft law for establishing the Directorate for Petroleum Assets and the draft law for Onshore oil and gas exploration.

Personally, I’m not sure why we need to pay taxpayer money to create these entities and employ people to work at them, when we don’t even have an oil sector yet. This sounds and smells fishy, and needs to be clarified to taxpayers, given the current government has done everything it can to hike taxes, but has done absolutely nothing to stop corruption and wasteful spending.

What’s most worrying for me, is the sudden urge to look of oil and gas on land, which wasn’t the case before. If dams and other developmental projects are any reference, this means further destruction of natural areas, cultural landmarks and irreplaceable archeological gems, in a country already drowning in untreated garbage.

We need to create enough public awareness on this issue so that the decision makers delay the passing of the four draft laws I mentioned above, and review them taking into consideration LOGI’s recommendations. We might have a chance at building a robust, transparent sector from scratch, let’s not let them fuck it up.

My Two Cents

Personally, I just wish we can strike a good deal with oil producers so they send us crude oil we can process here, take our share, and resell the by-products to other countries. It’d be cheaper and easier to do that than off-shore drilling, especially given the steadily low price of oil, and the rest of the world shifting away from fossil fuels into renewable energy sources that are becoming more and more reliable and cost-effective, creating more jobs and helping keep what’s left from our environment intact.

You can find answers to more of your questions on LOGI’s website.

The campaign by LOGI partner organization Kulluna Irada, a newly-formed civic movement for political reform.

Free Uber Rides to/from Hospitals for DSC Blood Donors


Donner Sang Compter (DSC Lebanon) is a group of amazing people very dear to my heart. I remember the early days, when it was a handful of committed, awesome people working to fill a life-threatining gap that the government wasn’t even trying to solve: blood donation in Lebanon.

Today, DSC Lebanon saves thousands of lives every year, by linking up patients who need it, with healthy donors who want to help. If you’re not a donor with DSC yet, then sign up now.

Donors Get Free Uber Rides Now

Uber has partnered up with DSC to make sure donors who are willing to save up to 3 people’s live with each donation, don’t have to get into the trouble of getting stuck in traffic, finding parking spots or paying high prices for hospital parking time that unfortunately Lebanese hospitals do not exempt donors from paying.

This wastes valuable time, from both the patients who often need a transfusion urgently, and the donors sacrificing their time to help someone who desperately needs blood or platelets.

Also, we really appreciate our donors, and the least we can do is help them get to the hospital that needs them most. So I’m glad DSC and Uber did this partnership, making it even easier to go and do your fellow human an extremely noble deed.

How it Works

After you sign up, if you get called up by DSC to go down and donate to a patient in need, you will be given a unique promo code that will allow you to get to and from the hospital, which is usually close to your home or place of work/study, meaning it will never be more than 15USD each way, and Uber will cover up to 15USD for each trip.

So, there is no excuse if you are a healthy person not to go donate anymore. Your ride is for free, and our gratitude and the patient’s gratitude are endless.

http://www.dsclebanon.org/en/become-donor/

7 Things We Learned from the FPM-Amal Charade

Amal and FPM MPs kiss and make up after days of violence and unrest over an insult

I, like most of you reading this, watched with a mix of horror and amusement as the slow-burning strife between the Free Patriotic Movement and the Amal Movement boiled over into armed scuffles, roads closing and provocative shows of sectarian slime from both sides.

I didn’t want to write about it, because we knew they would kiss and make-up after they riled up their bases ahead of the elections, and reaped the rewards from this meaningless, brutal fallout while Lebanese taxpayers paid the price.

Here’s what we learned from this disgraceful comedy-noir play these two main political parties performed on our streets and screens over the past week:

1- The “Spontaneous” is Actually Planned

Both party leaderships suggested that the public reactions were spontaneous and grass-roots led, suggesting that people were actually this angry and decided to mobilize themselves to terrorize fellow citizens. This is of course bullshit, and perfectly synchronized “scooter swarms” across Lebanon are either telepathically connected, or were ordered around by their higher-ups to cause some mayhem. Of course, Amal did most of the damage, while the FPM stayed largely silent, telling their supporters on the hush to make banners and reprint billboards that Amal supporters had removed or burned.

It was sad that both party leaderships expected anyone to believe these malicious actions were “spontaneous”. Everything from the hashtags, to the billboards, was planned in the dark rooms they rent or buy with your taxes.

2- You Are Free to Cause Chaos if You Are from a Certain Sect or Party

Amal and FPM supporters both used weapons and violence in their elaborate choreographed actions. Amal supporters spared no insult or attack on the foreign minister and president. Heck, students at LAU Beirut that support Amal were even squeezing oranges and turning it into orange juice, while yelling insults against FPM symbols in the classic “as much as you get high “orange” (reference to FPM), we will stay above you as a juicer”. That’s not counting the armed pre-pubescent teens cursing the president’s daughter and mother, and so much vitriol shared in the past week that I don’t want to remind you of.

However, none of the thousands of people who threatened, insulted and degraded the “symbols” of the nation were indicted or called in to questioning.

This is in stark contrast of any other peaceful citizen who merely criticizes those same symbols, and ends up behind bars for days and weeks, or in court for months and months for simply sharing a peaceful opinion.

This means that Lebanon’s judiciary is too scared to act against political partisans, but doesn’t mind abusing old laws and going beyond their jurisdiction to punish a private citizen, activist, journalist or comedian for simply sharing their opinions, opinions far, far, far less extreme than those shared by Amal and the FPM this week.

So, basically, if you have a scooter and a flag of a political party, you can do whatever the fuck you want: shoot, insult, threaten with murder, and no one will even look at you twice. If you’re a peaceful citizen, who doesn’t worship a Lebanese Civil War warlord, then get ready to be thrown in jail for a tweet or status.

To add insult to injury, while all the chaos was unfolding, Lebanon’s highest court ordered “action taken immediately” against comedian Hicham Haddad for making fun of the lawsuits filed against him over jokes, while the president was “forgiving the people for insulting him and his family”… How rude and obnoxious could they possibly be? In the middle of the fucking chaos that led to all this violence, all they could do was harass a comedian for making a song.

Shame on you.

3- Politicians Will Use the Street to Solve what they Can’t in Government

It’s no secret that this entire thing was because Berri and Aoun have been grappling over Lebanese Army officers’ promotions. Aoun thinks they don’t need the signature of the Finance Minister (which is part of Berri’s slice of the pie) to pass this decree. Berri begs to differ.

This isn’t because of constitutional or legal gray areas, it’s just to set a precedent where the finance minster (ie Berri’s people in recent history and for the foreseeable future), get as big of a say as the President and Prime Minister do. After months of no results, the make-up today will be basically letting a few of Berri’s officers in on the promotion, in order to let this impasse finally leave us the fuck alone.

Business as usual in Lebanon.

4- The Elections Are Happening

This was election gold for both the FPM and Amal. The FPM will be like “look at those thugs, attacking Christian rights that we want to protect! Vote for us despite all the corruption and only being to raise taxes so far in this dynasty”. Amal will be like, “They’re attacking our leader, we must unite as Shiites and show them who’s boss and that no one will ‘break our head’”

Both rile up their base, and coax those that aren’t 100% on their side to feel an existential threat, or an insult that needs to be addressed, to vote their way in May.

This means that the elections are happening, or else they wouldn’t have let this charade go on for so long, while they reap the rewards as ordinary people pick up the pieces left behind.

5- Distraction is their Favorite Weapon

For an entire week, everything else was put on hold as we let the man-children from both sides vent out their insecurities and lack of sexual intercourse that needed to be released by shouting and burning things.

In the meantime, lord knows how many deals and shady agreements happened when we were too busy looking if things were gonna escalate even further. It also shifted focus from the rising number of independent candidates that have begun gearing up for their election campaigns, with all the focus leaning towards the warlord-led parties, not the young men and women trying to replace them to serve their country, not just their sects and partisans.

Garbage who? Right…

6- Political Partisans Will Never Change

In 2015, while drowning in garbage, most of the people who went down to riot and close roads, were nowhere to be seen. It seems letting us live in a garbage dump, is less insulting than calling a warlord “a thug”. The slogans released from both sides were horrible, idolizing humans that are synonymous with most of the tragedies Lebanon has suffered through the past few decades. Despite everything they’ve done to Lebanon, all the insults we get from them every day of our lives, how poor they’ve made us, how many years they’ve shaved off our life expectancy, all that and people still worship their sect leader like a modern-day demi-god.

The key will not be changing those people’s minds, that’s a hopeless case. The solution will be mobilizing those that do not worship octogenarian warlords to go and vote, and instigate change in their communities in any way possible, peacefully and productively.

The less people vote, the more likely the current ruling class will remain.

7- Get Ready for the Elections

Get involved with the candidates and coalitions you like. Volunteer, donate and give advice. If you can, then run for elections, you still have a few days to do so. If these octogenarian demi-gods remain in power, then the country will only keep regressing, and road closures and attacks on TV stations will only become more common and protracted.

You have no excuse not to vote. Let’s get these charlatans and thugs out of the seats their asses have been glued to since before most of us were even born.

Kissproof is Ditching Plastic Bottles and Offering Water for Free


When we’re all drowning in garbage, with our sea full of plastic and our beaches under tons of untreated solid waste, and an inept government that has failed to find a proper solution to the crisis, it’s time we step up as individuals and businesses to help reduce our waste drastically.

One major issue is single-use plastic. It’s water bottles, food containers, plastic bags, cutlery and all the plastic stuff you use once (or not at all) then throw away. The sad part is, most of that plastic can be recycled, but unfortunately just ends up being burned, thrown in landfills or simply dumped into the sea. What’s even more sad, is that most of the single-use plastic we use, is completely unnecessary.

I’m very happy to see businesses in Lebanon step up and try to reduce their consumption of single-use plastics. My favorite spot in Badaro, Kissproof, decided to stop serving plastic water bottles completely, and instead, will use water dispensers and glass cups to serve its patrons water.

All the unnecessary waste generated from half-drunken water bottles, will stop now. You’ll also stop paying for water, which I still find a huge issue in Lebanon, where people still pay for still water almost everywhere. That’s of course because our tap water is overwhelmingly not potable, which means establishments still have to pay to get water that is fit to drink. So, it’s awesome establishments willing to offer water for free, are willing to accept this extra cost at no extra cost to their customers.

I’m glad Kissproof took this initiative, and I hope more and more pubs and restaurants will follow this example soon. We cannot count on our government, but we can do something ourselves in the meantime to help stop the toxic garbage crisis that has already shortened all of our lives a few years…